General Hearts Related Pish

[Shteve]

Wonder if Fleetwood Town fans then Leicester fans said the same about Jamie Vardy

That's the response I got for mocking this signing standard.

[Pedro]

Cole Stockton was bad enough

It is Cole Stockton

[Charlie Kelly]

Must be good, he scored 3 goals for Barton Rovers without even making an appearance

[Winston Churchill]

A big lump that has played for a load of pub teams. Yaaas.

[Big Physical Acey]

No easy games in the Southern League Division One (Central).

[Sarkozabal]

The new Uche but even more of a goal virgin

[Herzog]

Wonder if he could do it on a rainy Tuesday night at Tynecastle.
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[CritchSmile]

Please stop

[Felix]

Chucked it.

[Shuto Makino]

Why, scout?

[Walter Sobchak]

Big lump from Cambridge/the English lower leagues in general to smash high balls at

About the 12th circle of the lower leagues as well. Folk thinking he might have 'played with uche' on KB.

[Walter Sobchak]

   

I mean he might come good, but if levein is true to form, pishing myself laughing at this.

[Sarkozabal]

I've been to a couple of non-league games at Dulwich Hamlets, good day out but the standard is absolutely appalling. A good junior side would rout them.

Cambridge City play in the division below that

[Del-icious]

So he's not even a professional football player, and he's 24

[The Comedian]

If he's not already honking at football (he is) Mr Levein will quickly make him so.

[Hank Scorpio]

I obviously hope this is bollocks, but it's genuinely great banter years material

[Walter Sobchak]

I obviously hope this is bollocks, but it's genuinely great banter years material

[Shuto Makino]

Low risk project signings

[Snake Plissken]

We're not going to pluck some superstar from obscurity in his 20s. Bikey was the obvious example but anyone remember Jonathan Toto? On trial in 2010, sent to Greenock to see if he could make it and promptly disappeared from football.

[Sarkozabal]

Jonathan Toto

Was he not basically playing Power League level when we took him on trial?