General Hearts Related Pish

[Winston Churchill]

Did big Zeefunk's club not want daft money for him? Something like £500,000

[Shteve]

He could certainly finish, bagged a brace off the bench against the huns anaw

[Felix]

£400k.

Went to Emmen then got papped out for being like Vanacek. If he could get his weight sorted, I bet he'd still run riot here.

[Del-icious]

The fee they wanted was ridic

Imo Zeefuik in that season was probably better than Uche. Both quite similar players (because they're black lol) in that a lot of their game came down to bullying players but Zeefuik knew where the net was and was clinical.

It's hard to say if he'd still do it as sure he has had a lot of problems with his confidence with his weight, if they hadn't slapped a ridic price on him think he would've went on to have a good career with us.

[CritchSmile]

Stop buying fat players. Sick of it.

[Billy Butcher]

Zeefuik was the size of a house, Sammon had big biceps (when he pushed them against his body).

I know which player I'd prefer

[CritchSmile]

Zeefuik was the size of a house, Sammon had big biceps (when he pushed them against his body).

I know which player I'd prefer

They are both fat and can both get to fuck.

Just buy normal footballers. It's not difficult.

[Hank Scorpio]

Skinny weeds like Wighton

[Felix]

Fat and not a goal virgin.

Works for me.

[CritchSmile]

Hibs always sign forwards called “sparky” and that. Ours are always called “unit” or “fat boy”

[Zizou]

See Aaron Hughes retired tonight.

Still having nightmares about that Livi game.

[Johnny]

Zeefuik was class. I dont mind that hes fat. He knew where the net was. We should've kept him instead of the merry go round of misery that has been our forward options, Reilly, Wighton, McLean, Sammon, Vanecek, Uche, Duada

[Rory Breaker]

One of the hearts transfer rumours page's reckon's Jamie Walker is coming back, not the worst signing if he's on a reasonable wage and can stay fit

[Del-icious]

Jamie walker staying fit

[Rory Breaker]

Jamie walker staying fit

tbf he's probably had about 2 years of twiddling his thumbs Morph

[Felix]

I wonder how Ross McCormack would get on up here nowadays.

[Big Physical Acey]

Jamie Walker the archetypal “goes missing in away games” player.

[The Great Khali]

I wonder how Ross McCormack would get on up here nowadays.

He's been at Motherwell since January and made 3 appearances

[Drederick Shanktum]

He's probably a levein type player. A bit broken and levein will want to fix him.

[Felix]

He's been at Motherwell since January and made 3 appearances

Wasn't he only on loan? Went back and was released?