General Hearts Related Pish

Cheeky Gnando’s · 08-19-2020, 03:56 PM

(08-19-2020, 02:46 PM)Acey Exotic Wrote: Sutton was a handsome man, I'll give him that. He was RUBBISH [MazzarriPoster.png] for Hearts though.

Weird guy, likes

**Acey** · 08-19-2020, 03:57 PM

Stop denying reality. The man is a hunk.

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**Hank Scorpio** · 08-19-2020, 03:59 PM

**Picards Forehead** · 08-19-2020, 04:08 PM

(08-19-2020, 03:59 PM)Hank Scorpio Wrote:

Mikey · 08-19-2020, 04:10 PM

Mind how slow he was man. Looked like he was on a stair master when he tried to sprint.

Triggered me to fuck when he scored at Tynecastle with Motherwell Happy

Hendricks · 08-19-2020, 04:18 PM

Sutton's contribution was bad but in comparison to Sammon Monty Chuckle

**CritchSmile** · 08-19-2020, 05:57 PM

Hold on, are we saying Sutton did more for Hearts than Sammon?

Surely it's a tie.

**Crispin Wah** · 08-19-2020, 06:14 PM

How many goals did Sammon get? Must've only been 2/3 tops. Sutton was dugshit but scored a few goals

**Hank Scorpio** · 08-19-2020, 06:15 PM

Did John Sutton ever get man of the match in a crucial European match? Conor Sammon did Greggy

Cheeky Gnando’s · 08-19-2020, 06:21 PM

(08-19-2020, 06:14 PM)Chris Benoit Wrote: How many goals did Sammon get? Must've only been 2/3 tops. Sutton was dugshit but scored a few goals

11 goals in 58 appearances. â€œA fewâ€ is pretty much literal.

Sammon scored 6 in 37 so an almost identically tragic record of goals per game.

**The Great Chilavert** · 08-19-2020, 06:31 PM

The assist for rudi is about all I can remember about Sutton tbf

**Crocodile Busan** · 08-19-2020, 06:40 PM

Sutton won me a bet on the opening day of the McGlynn era by bagging a penalty, it's about the only positive memory I have of his Hearts career.

**CritchSmile** · 08-19-2020, 06:45 PM

(08-19-2020, 06:31 PM)The Great 5G Wrote: The assist for rudi is about all I can remember about Sutton tbf

The overshot pass.

**Konnichiwa You Cunt** · (Edited 08-19-2020, 06:49 PM by Konnichiwa You Cunt.)

Pretty sure punting Sutton on loan to Australia ( Warnock

) in Jan 2012 freed up the budget to bring in Beattie. That is his greatest contribution to Hearts and far more than Sammon ever did for us.

**Snake Plissken** · 08-19-2020, 07:16 PM

(08-19-2020, 06:21 PM)Little Bit Of The Boycey Wrote: 11 goals in 58 appearances. â€œA fewâ€ is pretty much literal.

Sammon scored 6 in 37 so an almost identically tragic record of goals per game.

Where are you getting those figure from?

Pretty sure he only got two - one against Inverness, one against that Maltese mob.

Jesus Shuttlesworth · 08-19-2020, 07:26 PM

(08-19-2020, 07:16 PM)Snake Plissken Wrote: Where are you getting those figure from?

Pretty sure he only got two - one against Inverness, one against that Maltese mob.

I think he's accidentally included the goals he scored for Kilmarnock that season

Cheeky Gnando’s · (Edited 08-19-2020, 07:40 PM by Cheeky Gnando’s.)

Ah have I? I just scanned down that season on Soccerbase, thought it was way higher than I remembered Comical Ally

**Shaun dot Lawson** · 08-19-2020, 07:41 PM

Comparing Sutton and Sammon is a bit like comparing dogs dirt.

PHOODLE-OUt · 08-19-2020, 07:45 PM

Sutton is as ugly as he is shite

Hendricks · 08-19-2020, 07:50 PM

(08-19-2020, 07:16 PM)Snake Plissken Wrote: Where are you getting those figure from?

Pretty sure he only got two - one against Inverness, one against that Maltese mob.

Yep, he did, one against ICT in the league and one against Birkirkara in that horrendous Europa loss.

Sutton, whilst extremely poor given what we had hoped he might contribute did score 11 SPL goals. In short, he was way better than Sammon who was a disastrous Neilson signing.