General Hearts Related Pish

[The Fez Reich]

The young team are definitely going to rekindle their love of the gear by bringing back the Billy King song with this guy 

[Big Physical Acey]

The tiredness in his eyes

[Picards Forehead]

do you think players ever sign for a club and don't spend the whole first interview saying they're delighted to sign for such a MASSIVE club so insincere

[Zizou]

Wonder if he's a vegan having been at Forrest Green. That's about the only thought I can muster on this one.

[Shteve]

do you think players ever sign for a club and don't spend the whole first interview saying they're delighted to sign for such a MASSIVE club   so insincere

For a guy like him we probably are a massive club tbh. can see him being absolute fucking rank and I'll almost definitely hate him, more than I already do.

[Big Physical Acey]

do you think players ever sign for a club and don't spend the whole first interview saying they're delighted to sign for such a MASSIVE club   so insincere

[Winston Churchill]

Shopping at home bargains for fitbaw players.

Thanks, Steggy.

[Edson Arantes 2Nascimento]

Had a look over our squad this morning; we're short on experienced midfielders we can rely on. Can't imagine he'll be getting a game for us in years time.

[Mikey]

He'll do a job in the Championship

[Hank Scorpio]

He'll do a job in the Championship

Just a one year deal, and if he proves hes worth keeping if we get promoted, fine.

[Nive la France]

If he can beat a man and put in a half-decent cross he'll be a fan favourite.

[Billy Butcher]

If he can beat a man and put in a half-decent cross he'll be a fan favourite.

Narrator: Elliott couldn't beat a man, nor did he have a half-decent cross.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Always messes with my head when I see the original photo of a smiley

[Hank Scorpio]

Always messes with my head when I see the original photo of a smiley

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Jjyay just looks fake

[Mikey]

Was watching a video the other day and saw Zlatan doing the

[Karl Urbenoit]

Kind of know a guy who was at Forest Green last season, he says  

Ummmm he's not bad

Out and out left winger :makyay: runs into corner and crosses

A ringing endorsement if ever I heard one 

[Shteve]

That's probably more detail than a hertz scout report tbh.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

“Runs into corner and crosses” sets him on the right path to being our most effective winger for years tbf.

[Papin]

Good enough for me