General Hearts Related Pish

[Shteve]

What does always Hearts even mean. Get on the blower to strongbow ffs.

[Mikey]

Be quite smart but that sponsor bit ruins the whole thing. Might as well stick 'Live, Love, Laugh' on it.

[Hank Scorpio]

I'm assuming we'll create a new slogan each year to slap somewhere on the kit.

That's So Hearts! for next year's kit.

[Nive la France]

Hens love roosters,
Kids love fudge,
Everyone else loves Aaaaann Budge!

[Half Time Guest]

Hens love roosters,
Kids love fudge,
Everyone else loves Aaaaann Budge!

"Not me!"

[Sarkozabal]

If they want a quirky Hearts motif on the strip that people will actually like just stick a Jjyay on the front and be done with it.

[Shteve]

what about an actual sponsor, ken like every other cunt has of their tops.

[Big Physical Acey]

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...

it's about learning to dance in the Always Hearts."

[Hank Scorpio]

what about an actual sponsor, ken like every other cunt has of their tops.

Exactly

[CritchSmile]

As Walt said, what about those MND guys. They seem like a good candidate.

[Mikey]

what about an actual sponsor, ken like every other cunt has of their tops.

Getting a sponsor would help us do things like sign footballers, so that's a hard no.

[Cammo Toe]

Someone on Kickback posted a pic of that Always tampax box. Just when I thought I couldn't like it any less. Now I've got that living in my head rent free.

[CritchSmile]

Always Hearts!

[Johnny Tapia]

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/s...al-3329344

Fair play to him. Absolutely no recollection whatsoever of him at Hearts

[Shteve]

I remember he signed and making up nicknames for him but don't think he ever played a game. Howler-Mundell was the top pick if I recall.

[Johnny Tapia]

I remember he signed and making up nicknames for him but don't think he ever played a game. Howler-Mundell was the top pick if I recall.

[Hank Scorpio]

Aye, I remember the array of nicknames

Good on him, and all that.

[Sarkozabal]

Shock horror a boy we signed in 2015 is now on the books of Sheppey United

[Mikey]

Seems like anyone we sign with a double barrelled surname is destined to be a dud.

[The Great Khali]

That sponsor is boggin. It's actually a really nice kit too. Idiots.