General Hearts Related Pish

[CritchSmile]

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sander_Kartum

pretty sure we need pace and no a 29 year old, fair enough if he's a total ball spraying controller of the the midfield, but going by the teams he's played for... it's a bit meh.

I’m positively intrigued that we aren’t just buying clueless 20 year old “projects”. See Joe Savage trying to hoodwink Busgey by playing champ man in real life.

This guy must be in his prime

[Edson Arantes 2Nascimento]

Ball playing midfielder from the Norwegian top flight you say?

[Konnichiwa You Cunt]

Player of the year in the Norwegian second tier 4 years ago

[King Kebab]

Can't be any worse than Jorge Grant. 
Just don't give him a 4 year deal please.

[Grooto Toure]

https://youtu.be/B34rdBpLnG8?si=BBwL0tYNGQ7dWc9i

[King Kebab]

2 footed and i suppose his goal to game ratio is pretty good for a midfielder.

[Crocodile Busan]

We're doing fuck all this season, sign as many unknowns as possible and give us a bit of excitement

[The Great Chilavert]

Love the fact I’ve never heard of any of these cunts we’re linked with tbh

[King Kebab]

Love the fact I’ve never heard of any of these cunts we’re linked with tbh

Ye cannae be texting talkhearts when you're out for a meal with yer family. 

Send me pics of the food though.

[King Kebab]

+1 for that slimey cunt not being allowed to enjoy the new stand. The cunt.

[King Kebab]

Not sure about that. Cockroaches would survive a nuclear winter.

[King Kebab]

So many lost boys.

[King Kebab]

Is JKB fucked now?

[King Kebab]

Calm yer pants.

[The Great Chilavert]

Ye cannae be texting talkhearts when you're out for a meal with yer family. 

Send me pics of the food though.

I was away doing a sit down pish

[Socko]

[King Kebab]

Get stuffed Socko, you jobs body.

[King Kebab]

I was away doing a sit down pish

Morph skitters.

[Lane]

Getting a new "exciting" kit supplier next season apparently, according to pieman 2.0

Castore 

[King Kebab]