Dugs

[pondlife]

Och, I'm sure there will be more to come.

[CritchSmile]

Think i'll go for a cockapoo but one that is more cock than poo.

[King Kebab]

When you start getting cats and dugs, it's game over.

[Floyd]

Think i'll go for a cockapoo but one that is more cock than poo.

My nephews have one of them called Ralph, he's a good size and a cracking dog. Hypoallergenic as well I'm sure, as one of my nephews has a lot of allergies.

[Floyd]

When you start sending pizzas to randoms off the internet, it's game over.

FTFY.

[King Kebab]

[The Great Khali]

Ma poor dug man

[Socko]

You do have to be a bit of an arsehole to still be setting off fireworks in your back garden.

[King Kebab]

I mind letting off a fucker of a firework in my garden, biggest bang i've ever hard. 
A horse across the road was like NEIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If you can afford horses, you can fuckoff though.

[King Kebab]

Folk moan about cyclists, try having to slow down for jobless cunts riding horses up yer street.

[King Kebab]

Calm down lads, i didn't know there was a horse camping out across the road at the time.
Mon the dogs.

[Mikey]

It's been like Tobruk around here for about 7 hours. Some cunts have got the mad Chinese fireworks by the sounds of things.

[Socko]

Actively hoping one of them malfunctions and careers towards whoever's setting them off round here. Actual must be a wee bit damaged to think it's OK to set fireworks off at 10pm and I don't care how old I sound.

[Zizou]

We used to deliberately try and hit each other with them. Put them in phone boxes as well to get the coins out. Ridic.

[Socko]

Last time I played at the pitz this time of year they were chucking them into the pitches. Good laugh that.

[CritchSmile]

Put them in phone boxes as well to get the coins out. Ridic.

What's this?

[Floyd]

We used to deliberately try and hit each other with them. Put them in phone boxes as well to get the coins out. Ridic.

We used to fire all sorts of fireworks at boys from other schemes using plastic drainpipes as rocket launchers.

Was a laugh at the time, but looking back I'm like

[pondlife]

Bought two packs of rockets, First pack thought this is shite! Said to my mate would be just as well chucking the other 9=pack right on the bonny and watching everubody shitt heir breeks! didnt't. Sent them as horizontal as possible.
Guartanteed if these things had been around when we were young we;d be firing them off at each other!

they'll be banned soon enough, I'll give it another two yrs.

[Roger H. Sterling]

We used to deliberately try and hit each other with them. Put them in phone boxes as well to get the coins out. Ridic.

Roman candles in postboxes down my way.

[Pete Seeger]

We locked a mate in a phone box with a lit firework. Poor cunt had to kick one of the wee panels in to grab a breath

Absolutely no idea how he escaped proper injury.