Contagion 2020

[Charlie Kelly]

Should be sipping port and hitting my first shot on our annual golf trip right now :

[Felix]

And no sign of a reliable tracking system in place - the government "approved" one isn't ready and won't be ready for 1st June.

Incredible.

[Walter Sobchak]

“PM's test and trace strategy” which, er, isn't, em, operational.

Look at how he's being painted as the hero who is giving us our freedom back BTW.

[Sarkozabal]

Easyjet starting some flights again from 15th June. Looks like it's all domestic routes but still no danger I'd be getting back in a plane that soon.

[Nive la France]

There surely can't be people daft enough to get on a plane just now. Libertarian Boris will be delighted though.

[Roger H. Sterling]

Should be sipping port and hitting my first shot on our annual golf trip right now :

Golf back on the menu today I reckon.

[Charlie Kelly]

Golf back on the menu today I reckon.

I'd say hopefully but my inability to drive is a problem, would rather not suffer a bus just yet.

[Shteve]

I've been keeping a close eye on them down at the golf course, they've finally sprung in to action and it's looking decent now tbf, definitely playable. Seen a guy cycling up one of the fairways the other day, fucking clown.

[Picards Forehead]

I'd say hopefully but my inability to drive is a problem, would rather not suffer a bus just yet.

I thought you meant you were hooking your shot off the tee

[Charlie Kelly]

I thought you meant you were hooking your shot off the tee

one of my many problems on the course

[Roger H. Sterling]

I thought you meant you were hooking your shot off the tee

Same. Just ignored the bus comment.

[Jeff Resnick]

Not unsurprising:

https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/1...27136?s=20

The #buyapaper campaign's worked out well...

[Big Physical Acey]

down they go

[Jeff Resnick]

Would be interesting to see the figures for online traffic/subscriptions and how that compares with the print drop off.

[Zizou]

Baffling to me that people still buy papers

[Shteve]

Surely the only folk who buy a paper are ancient cunts?

[Big Physical Acey]

Our FM setting out plans for a relaxation of lockdown measures.

[Felix]

She really is head and shoulders above Johnson in handling this crisis.

[Jeff Resnick]

Routemap:

https://twitter.com/rosscolquhoun/status...55457?s=19

[Mikey]

She really is head and shoulders above Johnson in handling this crisis.

Not exactly difficult though is it?