Contagion 2020

[Papin]

This guy sounds like Terry Tibbs

[Big Physical Acey]

Why isn't anyone pressing the "tested my ability to drive" bit

[Picards Forehead]

This guy sounds like Terry Tibbs

Land Rover? Beautiful Car, Beautiful

[Felix]

Sitting here constantly.

In all my (many) years alive, I don't think I've ever seen anything quite as astounding as this. And that's even after Catherine Calderwood's excruciating press conference.

[Billy Butcher]

This guy

'Driven a horse and carriage through the guidelines'

[Nive la France]

"Arguably this was a mistake, and I understand that some will say I should have spoken to the prime minister before deciding what to do."

How many people still get to "decide" what to do when talking to their bosses? It's as if he doesn't regard the prime minister as above him in the chain of command  

[Picards Forehead]

this guys barely stopping short of telling Dom he should consider resigning

[Mikey]

He's making comical Ali look like a bonafide media mogul.

[2MatoFish]

Still cant believe that 'possibly having coronavirus and having a kid' count as exceptional circumstances. Surely that counts for literally millions of people.

[Picards Forehead]

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Dan Hodges offers unwavering support. “If anyone thinks Dominic Cummings should be sacked after this, they need to seek help”

I am so tired of Orwell references, but fuck me

Gibbon

[Felix]

"I didn't think about doing that"



What the fuck

[Zizou]

Honestly ludicrous this. Cannot just be allowed to pass.

[Hendricks]

https://mobile.twitter.com/frankieboyle/...7663735810

[Papin]

Honestly ludicrous this. Cannot just be allowed to pass.

There will be absolutely no consequence to this.

[Picards Forehead]

I'm cringing inside out watching this

[Big Physical Acey]

This is incredible TV tbf. Marina Hyde could write a book on this alone.

[Billy Butcher]

Right wing Twitter already ramping up the 'good faither who is being bullied ' defence.

[Charlie Kelly]

It's absolutely incredible that this is not only being allowed to happen but that he's going to have publicly made a cunt of himself and still get away with it.

[Hendricks]

https://mobile.twitter.com/nrolah/status...8204172289