Contagion 2020

[Mastermind]

He's got to go immediately, instead of calming it down and just apologising this press conference has only added more anger and disdain to the whole situation.

[Drederick Shanktum]

Why would you put yourself through this, when if you'd resigned you'd be back in about 2 month when it blew over

[Picards Forehead]

How far can a Land Rover go on a full tank surely he's stopped at a petrol station?

[Hendricks]

Twitter is class today 

https://mobile.twitter.com/GNev2/status/...2231861254

[Drederick Shanktum]

How far can a Land Rover go on a full tank surely he's stopped at a petrol station?

You get there and back no problem. I get 500 mile from my 60litre tank and it will likely have a bigger tank

[Felix]

Surely to fuck it would've been easier just to fess up and say Sorry, my bad. Take a bit of gip in the press the next day and move on.

But no.

"I didn't really think about that"

[CritchSmile]

How far can a Land Rover go on a full tank surely he's stopped at a petrol station?

Picard showing his Ford Fiesta 1.2L proletariat status

[Charlie Kelly]

He'll genuinely believe that this story is going to get him back onside with enough people with his fake news, nasty media angle he's going with here.

[Picards Forehead]

the day he went on the trip to Barnard Castle was his wifes birthday apparently

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

There will be absolutely no consequence to this.

This will play right into the pro-Johnson lot's “we are victimised by Remoaner press” narrative.

[Shuto Makino]

Yup - no consequences, but people will still think that the next 'gotcha' moment is the one that brings Johnson down.

[2MatoFish]

There's no four year old with a big enough tank to last a 4hr drive though.

[Felix]

I'm not saying I'm right. But I'm right.

[Billy Butcher]

It's up to Prime Minister = he'll do what I tell him.

[Currahee!]

Would it not have been easier for his neice to travel to London?

[Drederick Shanktum]

Did you not hear him say the lefties have targeted his house with, the bastards. It's all a brexit conspiracy don't you know

[Big Physical Acey]

Turning this off

Hope you turned it back on Morph.

[Big Physical Acey]

https://twitter.com/daveross86/status/12...52673?s=21

[Zizou]

https://twitter.com/queenchristina_/stat...8562304004

That's the thing about him eh, all this intrigue built up around the character and he is utterly unremarkable and a total clown. I'm almost disappointed

[2MatoFish]

https://twitter.com/daveross86/status/12...52673?s=21

By not shagging he risked, at best, blurred vision.