Contagion 2020

[Johnny]

Wouldny mind a 2 week lockdown with Kash's burd like

[Kashinda]

Aye, but if he shuts, against Govt advice, will he get financial help? What help available, and when? What are the eligibility criteria?

there are a ton of unanswered questions.

Folk on the TV today losing out on thousands because they took action not to travel before the government enforced it. They won't be compensated at all because they made the choice not to travel.

[Walter Sobchak]

https://twitter.com/lucyprebblish/status...52992?s=21

[Sarkozabal]

Idris Elba has tested positive

[pondlife]

Folk on the TV today losing out on thousands because they took action not to travel before the government enforced it. They won't be compensated at all because they made the choice not to travel.

Can you not tailor your business to get into take-away deliveries in the short term?

[Papin]

Idris Elba has tested positive

https://twitter.com/s_m_r___/status/1239...32866?s=21

[Zizou]

Must be decent if you can get the test cause you're famous.

[Big Physical Acey]

Aye, but if he shuts, against Govt advice, will he get financial help? What help available, and when? What are the eligibility criteria?

there are a ton of unanswered questions.

Folk on the TV today losing out on thousands because they took action not to travel before the government enforced it. They won't be compensated at all because they made the choice not to travel.

A good point - sorry Kash.

You could convert your place into a delivery service for house-bound elderly people.

[Zizou]

https://twitter.com/DarrenEuronews/statu...1817034752

Netherlands taking the same route as UK.

[Drederick Shanktum]

Both sturgeon and Johnson both said that herd immunity is not within the uk plan.

[2MatoFish]

Both sturgeon and Johnson both said that herd immunity is not within the uk plan.

Herd immunity was clearly the conservative plan until it was publically savaged.

[dokratrow]

A tale to cheer up the THfam. Went out round the corner for 5 minutes to Scotmid earlier about 5 o'clock without keys, phone. Just wanted some parsley and some Irn Bru. Got back to my house to find the door locked. Hammered on the door for ten minutes, no response. Crossed the road to look up at the windows. Saw my female flatmate sitting on the top floor at her computer. Saw her notice me. Waved wildly, indicating that I wanted her to open the door. She waved back then went back to her computer and ignored me.

Spent a tenner in the pub surrounded by old coughing stick-on coronavirus cunts hoping I'd see my other flatmate come home, getting harassed all the while by some jake from Ayrshire. Went back to house, hammered on door, no sign of either flatmate. Now cold and raining. Spent inordinate sum on bus into town to get on computer to contact flatmate on Facebook to find out what's the score. No answer thus far

[CritchSmile]

That didn't cheer me up

[Shteve]

A tale to cheer up the THfam. Went out round the corner for 5 minutes to Scotmid earlier about 5 o'clock without keys, phone. Just wanted some parsley and some Irn Bru. Got back to my house to find the door locked. Hammered on the door for ten minutes, no response. Crossed the road to look up at the windows. Saw my female flatmate sitting on the top floor at her computer. Saw her notice me. Waved wildly, indicating that I wanted her to open the door. She waved back then went back to her computer and ignored me.

Spent a tenner in the pub surrounded by old coughing stick-on coronavirus cunts hoping I'd see my other flatmate come home, getting harassed all the while by some jake from Ayrshire. Went back to house, hammered on door, no sign of either flatmate. Now cold and raining. Spent inordinate sum on bus into town to get on computer to contact flatmate on Facebook to find out what's the score. No answer thus far

[Big Physical Acey]

Going out without your phone feel all faint at the thought

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

What is wrong with you man

[Billy Butcher]

Every man for themselves there. If you are out of isolation you are on your own, no mercy from the flatmate and a sign of things to come once the toilet roll runs out.

[Christian Benorchgrevink]

https://twitter.com/wrestiefunnies/statu...13762?s=21

[Jeff Resnick]

https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/1239...29474?s=19

[Fraggle]

A tale to cheer up the THfam. Went out round the corner for 5 minutes to Scotmid earlier about 5 o'clock without keys, phone. Just wanted some parsley and some Irn Bru. Got back to my house to find the door locked. Hammered on the door for ten minutes, no response. Crossed the road to look up at the windows. Saw my female flatmate sitting on the top floor at her computer. Saw her notice me. Waved wildly, indicating that I wanted her to open the door. She waved back then went back to her computer and ignored me.

Spent a tenner in the pub surrounded by old coughing stick-on coronavirus cunts hoping I'd see my other flatmate come home, getting harassed all the while by some jake from Ayrshire. Went back to house, hammered on door, no sign of either flatmate. Now cold and raining. Spent inordinate sum on bus into town to get on computer to contact flatmate on Facebook to find out what's the score. No answer thus far

Why did you not take your keys?

Do you not have a buzzer?

Could you not have shouted or signalled again?

Could you not have asked someone in boozer to use phone/facebook?