Hearts v Gay Snakes XI

[Big Physical Acey]

On saying this he looks far comfier with simms up top and playing off him

Definitely true. Different proposition once Simms came on and Boyce dropped a bit deeper.

[Ray Winstone]

It's fine dining; you wouldn't understand.

(arguably the lasagne sheets were slightly underdone tbf)

The lasagne sheets were celeriac you boob

[Big Physical Acey]

[Zizou]

Woodburn was decent enough today in a team that was poor overall, giving him a 1/10 is playing the man and not the ball.  Keeping in mind he was having to fill a hole in CM as well


McKay gave the ball away just as much as woodburn the day but he gets motm and people will say he had a good game.  You want him to be trying they passes though you don't want him to hide and just play simple basic passes back into defence.  I still want woodburn back if he has sensible ideas of what his wages should be, just wish he looked like he gave a fuck.  He's really good on the ball and has that same eye for a killer pass that McKay does but it just doesn't come off for him the same way as it does for McKay.  Still 22 and a long career infront of him I think it would be daft to write him off at this stage.

GMS was a lot better when he was with Atkinson than Cochrane I thought.

No mention of your boyfriend Boyce

[Zizou]

Brutal game like, somehow lasted 85 minutes.

They make it hard to play against but the likes of Gino and GMS did themselves no favours. Woodburn was decent but not in the areas we need him to be. Get the feeling he's only trying as his deals up.

[Zizou]

Dat Skyline view. Need to install a raised viewing platform pronto.

Food and drinks are class tbf.

That is terrible man

[The Great Khali]

Malky McKay has them a decent outfit btw.

Think the fact there's fuck all to play for has had a bit of an affect on everyone tbh. The whole stadium was pretty flat, not just the players.

The bairn loved the Motherwell 2-0 game but made it pretty clear she was bored as fuck yesterday

[Zizou]

Lockes wee tribute to Scott Wilson was class. He's been shite the last few years but that's the voice I associate with Hearts. Will be hard to replace.

[Hank Scorpio]

Lockes wee tribute to Scott Wilson was class. He's been shite the last few years but that's the voice I associate with Hearts. Will be hard to replace.

Aye, every time Wilson's been missing the replacement has been shite. 5-1/Hibs patter aside, Wilson is sound, tbf.

[Del-icious]

This is a small squad who have played a lot of games who won't be wanting to risk anything before the final and that's the performance you got from them today.  Didn't get beat

No mention of your boyfriend Boyce  

Wasn't the greatest yesterday na, a lot better when simms came on though. We'll get another decent season out him I reckon but he is starting to get into those years where the game becomes harder physically. Good pler for this level though, would like to see him here til he's Finnish tbh.

[King Kebab]

[FrankenstienJambo]

Another homophobic thread.

Stop it.

[Del-icious]

True.

Mods ban acey please.

[Big Physical Acey]

Franko

[FrankenstienJambo]

Franko

You shouldn’t be homophobic bud.

[Big Physical Acey]

Tell that to our mutual friend Malky Mackay