Fucking dickhead in a van was all over my arse on the motorway and not paying attention for his junction, ended up having to swerve late to make it and totally fucked it and put it down a ditch on the other side.
How blinkin' pleasing are these. Â Unfortunately the pleasure lasts just ten seconds; but what a ten seconds it is. Â Not wanting to bring the tone down but it might even be better than a guid jizz after a solid two-minute workout. Â
(07-26-2015, 07:02 PM)pondlife Wrote: How blinkin' pleasing are these. Â Unfortunately the pleasure lasts just ten seconds; but what a ten seconds it is. Â Not wanting to bring the tone down but it might even be better than a guid jizz after a solid two-minute workout. Â
How blinkin' pleasing are these. Â Unfortunately the pleasure lasts just ten seconds; but what a ten seconds it is. Â Not wanting to bring the tone down but it might even be better than a guid jizz after a solid two-minute workout. Â
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COTW for the use of the word "blinkin" and talking about spunking.
Every time we win and hibs lose on the same time. oh and hearing the GF say do you fancy having an early night which is code for you are getting some now get your arse through to that bedroom Â
Because at the time there was a general agreement that foddy or someone was going to get it, so I updated my sig and no one bothered to give him the belt
(07-27-2015, 08:12 AM)Morph Wrote: Because at the time there was a general agreement that foddy or someone was going to get it, so I updated my sig and no one bothered to give him the belt