Not before Christmas ffs, what will they play on the radio?

He's got some size of a house. It must have a fritzl bunker.

(11-06-2015, 06:57 AM)Drederick Tatum Wrote: He's got some size of a house. It must have a fritzl bunker.

It's a complex he doesn't own the whole building just an apartment.

Wasn't the rumour that he allegedly fucked wee boys while wearing women's clothes facilitated by the Krays

Quite funny how all the folk you would call a paedo when you were younger are turning out to be just that i think it's blokes who act overly nice and innocent, just screams paedo to me.

(11-04-2015, 10:37 PM)I.J Wrote: This is all just going to give the US a reason to make my flight home next week even more fucking tedious, isn't it?

surely won't be your first prostate massage IJ?

(11-06-2015, 09:39 AM)Amnesiac Wrote: Quite funny how all the folk you would call a paedo when you were younger are turning out to be just that i think it's blokes who act overly nice and innocent, just screams paedo to me.

Yeah lets all torture spiders instead

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/47423...-Brass-Eye

:begbie:

There should be a special :tigerbegbie: smiley for when Begbie uses :begbie:

(11-06-2015, 04:09 PM)Makween Wrote: There should be a special :tigerbegbie: smiley for when Begbie uses :begbie:

Or you could crudely turn the smile upside down.

(11-06-2015, 03:38 PM)Francis Begbie Wrote: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/47423...-Brass-Eye

:begbie:

Any brass eye link is going to be a belter but that's hilarious.

It was only a matter of time, but Uber is coming - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-sc...s-34735007

The john lewis advert

Why the fuck is the old boy on the moon?

(11-06-2015, 05:06 PM)Morph Wrote: The john lewis advert

Why the fuck is the old boy on the moon?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_in_the_Moon

Uber is class, glad it's finally made the move here.

PM me for a tenner off your first ride

(11-06-2015, 05:06 PM)Morph Wrote: The john lewis advert

Why the fuck is the old boy on the moon?

The more concerning part of the ad, is just how shite the cover of Oasis is.

Ubers been in Glasgow for a few weeks now

Rape chariots. 

(11-06-2015, 05:05 PM)Chrambo Wrote: It was only a matter of time, but Uber is coming - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-sc...s-34735007

What licenses do you require to drive for them?

Do you only need a car that fits the required criteria?

Might get a wee tartan rug for the backseats in the mini