Talk Hearts Daily News Thread

**Shuto Makino** · 11-06-2015, 05:52 AM

Not before Christmas ffs, what will they play on the radio?

**Drederick Shanktum** · 11-06-2015, 06:57 AM

He's got some size of a house. It must have a fritzl bunker.

**Christian Benorchgrevink** · 11-06-2015, 08:36 AM

(11-06-2015, 06:57 AM)Drederick Tatum Wrote: He's got some size of a house. It must have a fritzl bunker.

It's a complex he doesn't own the whole building just an apartment.

Wasn't the rumour that he allegedly fucked wee boys while wearing women's clothes facilitated by the Krays

Shteve · 11-06-2015, 09:39 AM

Quite funny how all the folk you would call a paedo when you were younger are turning out to be just that Laugh

i think it's blokes who act overly nice and innocent, just screams paedo to me.

**Rory Breaker** · 11-06-2015, 10:13 AM

(11-04-2015, 10:37 PM)I.J Wrote: This is all just going to give the US a reason to make my flight home next week even more fucking tedious, isn't it?

surely won't be your first prostate massage IJ?

**Picards Forehead** · 11-06-2015, 10:16 AM

(11-06-2015, 09:39 AM)Amnesiac Wrote: Quite funny how all the folk you would call a paedo when you were younger are turning out to be just that i think it's blokes who act overly nice and innocent, just screams paedo to me.

Yeah lets all torture spiders instead Dank

Cheeky Gnando’s · 11-06-2015, 03:38 PM

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/47423...-Brass-Eye

:begbie:

**Shuto Makino** · 11-06-2015, 04:09 PM

There should be a special :tigerbegbie: smiley for when Begbie uses :begbie:

PHOODLE-OUt · 11-06-2015, 04:22 PM

(11-06-2015, 04:09 PM)Makween Wrote: There should be a special :tigerbegbie: smiley for when Begbie uses :begbie:

**Shuto Makino** · 11-06-2015, 04:25 PM

**Big Physical Acey** · 11-06-2015, 04:52 PM

Or you could crudely turn the smile upside down. Warnock

Walter Sobchak · 11-06-2015, 04:56 PM

(11-06-2015, 03:38 PM)Francis Begbie Wrote: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/47423...-Brass-Eye

:begbie:

Any brass eye link is going to be a belter but that's hilarious.

Chrambo · 11-06-2015, 05:05 PM

It was only a matter of time, but Uber is coming -Ã‚ http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-sc...s-34735007

**Del-icious** · 11-06-2015, 05:06 PM

The john lewis advert Wiggo

Why the fuck is the old boy on the moon?

**2MatoFish** · 11-06-2015, 05:08 PM

(11-06-2015, 05:06 PM)Morph Wrote: The john lewis advert

Why the fuck is the old boy on the moon?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_in_the_Moon

**Sarkozabal** · 11-06-2015, 05:09 PM

Uber is class, glad it's finally made the move here.

PM me for a tenner off your first ride Shitwine

**Jeff Resnick** · 11-06-2015, 05:11 PM

(11-06-2015, 05:06 PM)Morph Wrote: The john lewis advert

Why the fuck is the old boy on the moon?

The more concerning part of the ad, is just how shite the cover of Oasis is.

**Sterling Archer** · 11-06-2015, 05:12 PM

Ubers been in Glasgow for a few weeks now Shitwine

PHOODLE-OUt · 11-06-2015, 05:16 PM

Rape chariots.Ã‚

**Del-icious** · 11-06-2015, 05:19 PM

(11-06-2015, 05:05 PM)Chrambo Wrote: It was only a matter of time, but Uber is coming -Ã‚ http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-sc...s-34735007

What licenses do you require to drive for them?

Do you only need a car that fits the required criteria?

Might get a wee tartan rug for the backseats in the mini jjay