07-27-2017, 07:06 AM
A mates couch = slept in a skip.
07-27-2017, 07:18 AM
A disheveled Acey quickly presenting Mrs A with her naff jewelry out of Argos before zipping to work in last nights clothes. A sad state of affairs, good luck keeping awake through dinner later.
07-27-2017, 07:19 AM
What a great way to start a Thursday.
07-27-2017, 07:21 AM
07-27-2017, 07:23 AM
People are forgetting Acey is a total clutz
07-27-2017, 07:54 AM
The hangover won't even have kicked in yet
07-27-2017, 08:45 AM
All the despair, cold and misery - and then he has to go back to Dundee
07-27-2017, 08:47 AM
Removing last night's shirt, giving the back-tits a once over in the sink then paper-towel drying before putting the aforementioned shirt back on.
Grim
07-27-2017, 08:56 AM
I assume that I wanted to get tickets sorted there and then to avoid any mishap. It was also cheaper as an advance fare (inb4 too far in advance amirite) than on the day (which, of course, I ended up having to pay as well).
Got back into Dundee at 0630, not before emailing a colleague telling him that I'd be taking a half day. Home, paracetamol and back to bed. Feel a bit shit, but what's new amirite.
07-27-2017, 08:58 AM
Mrs Acey must feel like a princess today
07-27-2017, 09:01 AM
(Edited 07-27-2017, 09:02 AM by Poor Playercey.)
As if I'd want her expecting better treatment today - don't want her getting ideas above her station.
Taking her out for lunch at KFC one of Dundee's many artisan cafes, so I'm sure I can rescue the situation.
07-27-2017, 09:04 AM
I had the misfortune of travelling through Dundee on the way to Aberdeen last weekend. Despo for some tuck so stopped at the Dundee Makkers just off the motorway. It was about 7pm and they had two security guards outside. It was like a zoo inside.
07-27-2017, 09:09 AM
Should have stopped at 'the horn' for one of their bacon rolls.
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-...ll-1363136
07-27-2017, 09:10 AM
(07-27-2017, 09:09 AM)Walter Snowchak Wrote: Should have stopped at 'the horn' for one of their bacon rolls. Look away Begbie
07-27-2017, 09:10 AM
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07-27-2017, 09:23 AM
(07-27-2017, 09:09 AM)Walter Snowchak Wrote: Should have stopped at 'the horn' for one of their bacon rolls.
08-10-2017, 07:31 PM
Was out watering my plants when out of nowhere got murked in the face with a football
I tried to kick the ball back over the fence, the ball sliced off my car and my slipper landed on the shed roof
08-10-2017, 07:33 PM
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08-10-2017, 07:37 PM
(08-10-2017, 07:31 PM)Sir-Stupid Wrote: Was out watering my plants when out of nowhere got murked in the face with a football Watering your plants in your slippers Does it get anymore dad than that? |
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