You'd be sent into orbit after 2 minutes 

(04-04-2019, 07:23 PM)Levein-Stupid Wrote: Lewis is the guy in the full kit who thinks he's Messi but is actually shite

The guy on your team that everyone hates to play with.

Cunts that don't track back.

End up getting skelped because of lazy roaster who stays up top all game.

Got slide tackled by the same guy twice in the space of 5 mins in my game last week. Should've Naismith'd him.

(04-05-2019, 09:38 AM)Walter.Lawchak Wrote: The guy on your team that everyone hates to play with.

Cunts that don't track back.

End up getting skelped because of lazy roaster who stays up top all game.

I don't mind having one goalpoacher on the team, it's the guy in midfield that lingers about while players run off him.

Also - slide tackling in fives. Acey, do people not pull him up? Genuinely a cretinous moment when someone slides in. Nearly always done by some uncoordinated fanny who can't even perform slide tackles correctly.

People who slide tackle in 5s are a stick on to have tiny penises

(04-05-2019, 09:48 AM)Gregory Wrote: Also - slide tackling in fives. Acey, do people not pull him up? Genuinely a cretinous moment when someone slides in. Nearly always done by some uncoordinated fanny who can't even perform slide tackles correctly.

I pulled him up for it both times. I clearly have no moral authority in that game. Think he thought he was being funny the second time. One of those slide tackles from behind where you wrap your leg around - a good challenge in 11s, but when you're tackling an uncoordinated clown like me in 5s you're asking for me to tread on your ankle accidentally.

Tbf who could resist snapping Acey given the chance

My mate slides at 5s. Legit sent his brother to the hospital. Snapped him a fucker and damaged his leg

Quite disappointed we've never had a THF game of 5s tbh.

(04-05-2019, 09:56 AM)Acey Ann Oberman Wrote: Quite disappointed we've never had a THF game of 5s tbh.

Quite happy that my fitness can't be directly compared to anyone on here.

For all you know i could be just like Mak

Makdonalds amirite

Comments on slides at 5s are bang on. Cretinous behaviour. A new guy did one on monday there, about 5 seconds into the game, nailed the boy a beauty as well. Had to be pulled aside by the guy that brought him along.

(04-05-2019, 09:38 AM)Walter.Lawchak Wrote: The guy on your team that everyone hates to play with.

Cunts that don't track back.

End up getting skelped because of lazy roaster who stays up top all game.

I legit can't think of a time my team has lost at fives

Must eat away at you constantly that you're so good at football but wasting your life doing menial work instead of living your dream.

The fact he thinks winning at 5s is an achievement gives an insight into his ability.

TH 5s team!

We could play against JKB and hobos.net

I will design our kit, supply oranges and shout vile sectarian abuse from the sidelines.

(04-05-2019, 10:49 AM)Shteve Wrote: I legit can't think of a time my team has lost at fives

Spot on

Morph has nailed it.

(04-05-2019, 10:53 AM)Acey Ann Oberman Wrote: Must eat away at you constantly that you're so good at football but wasting your life doing menial work instead of living your dream.

Not massively tbh.

(04-05-2019, 01:46 PM)Shteve Wrote: Not massively tbh.

To be fair, you've never mentioned it.