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Contagion 2020

Contagion 2020
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#721
03-15-2020, 08:35 PM
Surely when the shops are restocked there will be a limit per customer? Shouldn't have to be done but there are too many arseholes.
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#722
03-15-2020, 08:41 PM
How much fucking pasta are cunts going to have made in 7 days? Why did no one seem to have pasta until last week?

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03-15-2020, 08:45 PM (Edited 03-15-2020, 08:45 PM by Cheeky Gnando’s.)
(03-15-2020, 08:30 PM)Morph Wrote: I dunno about Asda but at Sainsbury's the tills seem to deny bulk buying because I heard one of the checkout folk having a bit of an argument saying even if they wanted to they couldn't put something through.  Not sure what it was Laugh

“The till wouldn't let it through even if I tried” is a standard “fuck you” to a nippy customer tbf Laugh used to do it all the time.
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#724
03-15-2020, 09:07 PM
(03-15-2020, 08:18 PM)Little Bit Of The Boycey Wrote: An eighth of the population hospitalised Rofl

How is it that they're so sure it's going to behave as a seasonal flu, btw vladchin



That's been my issue, all the projections I've seen are in comparison to the Spanish flu from 100 years ago  Monty Ha
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03-15-2020, 09:08 PM (Edited 03-15-2020, 09:08 PM by CritchSmile.)
I think Spanish flu took a dip and then came back even more radge twice over two years
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#726
03-15-2020, 09:09 PM
We've got fuck all food in, been out for dinner and had takeaways since Wednesday with my birthday and stuff. Just gave the wife some cash and told her to get what she can tomorrow. At least we've got loo roll, gave some to the neighbour earlier after she couldn't get any in the 5 shops she tried  Warnock
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#727
03-15-2020, 09:11 PM
(03-15-2020, 08:41 PM)Our Daniel Tatum Wrote: How much fucking pasta are cunts going to have made in 7 days? Why did no one seem to have pasta until last week?

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I've got plenty pasta, I live on the stuff so it's essential for me all year round.
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03-15-2020, 09:13 PM
Worrying about my Mum and Dad. My Dads not in great health and my Mum had cancer a couple of years back. Fucking job Fat Cunt
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03-15-2020, 09:26 PM
(03-15-2020, 09:11 PM)Shteve Wrote: I've got plenty pasta, I live on the stuff so it's essential for me all year round.

Spaghetti hoops is stretching the definition m8 Smugqq

Really getting a sense of people's priorities during this. Got a group chat where some of them are worried about their families, sure, but what's actually bothering a few of them is the stock market. I get it, their pensions or investments are tied in to it but fuck me man, is money/a stock portfolio really the first thing you think of when they all have elderly relatives who are at major risk?
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#730
03-15-2020, 09:45 PM
stock market plunging is only shite if your 5 year from retirement.....


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#731
03-15-2020, 10:01 PM
Yeah, I don't understand the bog roll thing - not like diarrhoea is a symptom Heh Just got to hope that when people get the extent to which this is for the long haul (i.e. you don't just get to stock up for a few weeks until it blows over), and supply lines aren't affected (assuming supply lines don't end up being affected Eek ) the panic buying aspect of all this will blow over.

The past 4-5 years have just been a procession of all the things this generation thought could never happen to us, eh? Except a world war, of course Eek
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03-15-2020, 10:06 PM
(03-15-2020, 09:45 PM)Our Daniel Tatum Wrote: stock market plunging is only shite if your 5 year from retirement.....


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#733
03-15-2020, 10:23 PM
(03-15-2020, 08:34 PM)Charlie Kelly Wrote: Will have been paracetamol, can only buy two boxes of paracetamol or ibuprofen at any one time. 

Wouldn't bother buying too much of that btw, they reckon it can exacerbate the symptoms of coronavirus.
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#734
03-15-2020, 11:42 PM
(03-15-2020, 10:23 PM)Herman Boyce Wrote: Wouldn't bother buying too much of that btw, they reckon it can exacerbate the symptoms of coronavirus.

Noticed that earlier fuck all paracetamol but loads of nurofen on the shelves

Mrs has bought about 50kg of rice this weekend!  Monty Chuckle

Saying that she was in the Indian shop on Gorgie Road earlier and she says when she was in there the boy behind the counter changed the price from £14 to £17 a bag
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#735
03-16-2020, 02:24 AM
It's going to be total lockdown this side of the pond shortly. Schools now closed until at least April 20th, no gatherings over 50 people for 8 weeks, from 9am on Tuesday restaurants and bars closed for anything but takeout/delivery.
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#736
03-16-2020, 04:44 AM
New York and LA on lockdown
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03-16-2020, 05:21 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sports...ation.html
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03-16-2020, 08:04 AM
(03-16-2020, 02:24 AM)Hendricks Wrote: It's going to be total lockdown this side of the pond shortly. Schools now closed until at least April 20th, no gatherings over 50 people for 8 weeks, from 9am on Tuesday restaurants and bars closed for anything but takeout/delivery.

Does this mean you'll post more Fat Cunt
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#739
03-16-2020, 08:05 AM
Buses are dead this morning Laugh

Why am I not onn2 week lockdown in the house playing playstation in my pants

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03-16-2020, 08:21 AM (Edited 03-16-2020, 08:22 AM by CritchSmile.)
(01-31-2020, 10:09 AM)Ross Kemp On Spice Wrote: So much hysteria. It's the fucking flu and only the weakest die from it (enough about acey).

(01-31-2020, 11:46 AM)Charlie Kelly Wrote: the amount of wasted energy from people getting themselves into a frenzy over something highly unlikely to affect them, never mind die from even if they were unlucky enough to contract it baffles me.

GodIsGod Dangerous individuals above spreading fake news
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