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One for Johnny

I saw Jimmy carr live about 10 year ago and his entire act that night was paedo jokes, he wasn't very funny then and seems he's not got any better

Mate stood me up for a pint. Sitting in the pub on my jack jones like an old alky

Was going to say that 'genocide is good' isn't a funny joke, but wouldn't want to be accused of cancelling anyone.

When did he get new teeth and hair?

If you don't watch 8 of 10 cats, you may as well be dead.

Was only good for Sean Lock.

(02-06-2022, 07:25 PM)Mikey Wrote: Mate stood me up for a pint. Sitting in the pub on my jack jones like an old alky

I quite like a solo pint.

Nothing wrong with a solo meal/coffee/pint imo. Sitting there staring into space looks a bit sad tbf, but if you've got a book / work with you it's quite nice.

That's where staring deep in to your phone becomes handy. Sitting fucking about on your home screen like you're actually doing something.

Aye, wasn't bad. Sat and watched the AFCON final and then some old boy chewed my lug off for about an hour about how he was Nitten's top goalscorer 10 years running in nineteen canteen

In my weaker moments over the past fifteen months of Acey Jnr's life, I would've killed for two hours' worth of solo sitting with a coffee/beer in a piazza of any major European city.

(02-07-2022, 12:29 PM)Acey Wrote: In my weaker moments over the past fifteen months of Acey Jnr's life, I would've killed for two hours' worth of solo sitting with a coffee/beer in a piazza of any major European city.

I love sitting on my own having a pint but yes, those days are gone

I've been sitting in cafes, bars and cinemas on my tod my whole life (4eva alone). One of life's treasures.

(02-07-2022, 12:42 PM)Hung S.J. Wrote: I've been sitting in cafes, bars and cinemas on my tod my whole life (4eva alone). One of life's treasures.

Used to go to the Cameo's Sunday members' double bill on my own. Just a lovely way to spend the afternoon.

Filmhouse was my haunt. Good place to switch off from the world. No pals or bursds talking shite to you on the way or in the theatre. :woods:

Used to enjoy a pint by myself after work before heading home. Nice place to shift gears. Couldn't sit and get smashed by myself though, that's pretty sad. A proper sit down meal or the cinema by yourself is pretty is a line I've never crossed and hopefully never will.

You've never ordered food by yourself before?

You need someone to hold your hand?

I've always quite liked the idea of the cinema myself but anytime it's come to it it seems really desperate and lonely, each to their own and all that. 

Solo pints are good though, used to enjoy them whenever I finished early from work before I went home or met people.