General Hearts Related Pish

[1500 Dollars a Day]

It’s alright. Not feeling the kits as much this year tbf, really like the away but home and 3rd are fairly average.

Home grew on me when I seen it on Kizzy in that photoshoot but looks a bit naff with the collar in person.

[The Fez Reich]

Not fussed for it. 

60 quid for a third strips a joke too.

[Konnichiwa You Cunt]

The pattern is an abstract reflection of the shapes created by supporters waving their flags and scarves



Why is it obligatory to do this pish in all kit releases these days?

[Grooto Toure]

I like it

Had an early World Cup win so treated myself to the home top and got the wee man the away, away definitely looks the best of the three

[The Fez Reich]

How many times we actually going to wear it aswell?? 

Can’t think of too many clashes in our league for both home and away kits.

[Ousmak Sembène]

An old man shakes fist at cloud opinion I have is that the fact there's a new third strip every year is nonsense anyway. Don't care that much about how 'smart' something I'll only ever wear to the gym anyway is, but don't mind getting a home top. Away top already getting questionable. Third top very sad as an adult and worse to leave parents in a position where kids will want anywhere up to three tops a year.

[Zizou]

I thought the black third last season was so good so comparing it to that a wee bit. Very similar to one we had a couple of years back.

[Konnichiwa You Cunt]

An old man shakes fist at cloud opinion I have is that the fact there's a new third strip every year is nonsense anyway. Don't care that much about how 'smart' something I'll only ever wear to the gym anyway is, but don't mind getting a home top. Away top already getting questionable. Third top very sad as an adult and worse to leave parents in a position where kids will want anywhere up to three tops a year.

Exactly. If we have to have a third kit for a very occasional clash in Europe, we should be keeping the same one for minimum 2 seasons. Just rinsing the fans year in year out for a kit we should never need in a domestic game.

[United Schtegs of America]

Trodding the Inter Milan route every couple years for the third kit is a snooze

[1500 Dollars a Day]

An old man shakes fist at cloud opinion I have is that the fact there's a new third strip every year is nonsense anyway. Don't care that much about how 'smart' something I'll only ever wear to the gym anyway is, but don't mind getting a home top. Away top already getting questionable. Third top very sad as an adult and worse to leave parents in a position where kids will want anywhere up to three tops a year.

The third top last season was a certified belter tbf.

I bought all 3 last season I’ve taken to collecting them but they all just sit new in the bags for the most part unless I’m breaking one out for a Hampden trip.

I don’t mind adults wearing football taps but you probably want to wear trendy vintage ones rather than your own teams. I think hearts are probably going for more daily/casual wear with their third tops and usually away for the bairns but this season away seems a bit more muted.

[CritchSmile]

The new Hearts home looks good with jeans, but have to buy it as at least an XL.

I tried on the large and it was too tight on the shoulders. Needs a bit of flow if you're going to wear it as casual wear.

The classic hummel chevrons give it that retro trend that Morph is talking about.


Third top is gash as expected.

[Cammo Toe 2]

Nothing i love about it.

Nothing i hate about it.

It won't be remembered.

Until they do the 86 Silver. Nothing is ever gonna be truly iconic. All just manufacturer patterns and stock colours.

[CritchSmile]

[Zizou]

At least we’ve levelled up our photo shoots for the strips. Dire

[Cammo Toe 2]

Like a guy that's turned up to plaster your walls.

[1500 Dollars a Day]

Great version of this colourway

[Zizou]

Don’t wear football tops as casual wear plz unless you are Jackson Irvine.

[CritchSmile]

Don’t wear football tops as casual wear plz unless you are Jackson Irvine.

I should say, for me, only on matchdays but it does look good for casual wear stuff like that. I do think it looks a bit shit from a high performance sports angle. Wee metal button collar and that - doesn't feel very conducive for elite sport.

The Hearts home would suit your Jackson Irvine types though, I think.

[King WillDred of Orange]

I like the third kit

[Ousmak Sembène]

Scott in his maroon gazelles, jeans, and Hearts top with Dhanda on the back seething that the bouncer says he's not getting in