General Musings

[Big Physical Acey]

Just passed a beggar sitting on the pavement engrossed in his smartphone.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Just passed a beggar sitting on the pavement engrossed in his smartphone.

partridge on Talk Hearts, nap.

[Mikey]

tracky wearing gimp laddies, like Mikey.

I don't even own a pair of trackies.

[Del-icious]

Don't think Ive ever had a problem with a computer that hasnt been solved by googling the problem.

[Roger H. Sterling]

Just passed a beggar sitting on the pavement engrossed in his smartphone.

Don't see anything wrong with that really. He gets access to the internet and can communicate with family and friends. Worth the money he has to spend on it, no doubt.

Don't think Ive ever had a problem with a computer that hasnt been solved by googling the problem.

That's literally my job. I'm not great with computers, I'm just really good at googling stuff. For that reason I hate when folk stand over my shoulder when I'm trying to fix something, usually have to tell them to leave it with me so I can google it.

[Roger H. Sterling]

[PHOODLE-OUt]

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-...ge-5893198

[Roger H. Sterling]

What in the actual fuck.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...-star.html

[Sterling Archer]

I remember that story at the time

Father of three

[Sterling Archer]

I love how he came to the realisation he didn't like them after she said they were ugly.

[Roger H. Sterling]

You've got to be doing something right to creep Miley Cyrus out. 1 more kid Archer and this is your future.

[2MatoFish]

I saw him on a documentary about losers people with tattoos.* He said he'd been getting the tattoos for about 18months and was asked if he thought there was any reason for going from no tattoos to dozens of tattoos of a teen sensation. "Not really" he said. He was then asked if any major life event happened in the last 18 to 24 months. "Not really", he repeated. "Well, my wife divorced me and i've not been allowed to see my kids since then"

He never noted the connection.



*edited for redundancy of language.

[Sterling Archer]

You've got to be doing something right to creep Miley Cyrus out. 1 more kid Archer and this is your future.

When I have my inevitable mid life crisis at 33 it will certainly not be linked to Miley Cyrus.

[Del-icious]

Let's not joke about midlife crisis at the moment guys.  Obviously a raw subject for some.

[Roger H. Sterling]

Is Scott popping his clogs at 54?

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Imagine yer da being covered in Miley tattoos

Thankfully my 39 Justin tattoos will cause no such embarrassment

[Papin]

I've never understood why black guys get tattoos.

[CritchSmile]

I've never understood why black guys get tattoos.

[Roger H. Sterling]

LOL coz u cant see them.



WHERE'S HIS TATTOOS???

wiggo indeed.

[Papin]

It was in reference to VS "Justin tattoos" and sending up the very thing you are wiggo-ing. Pair of old queens.