General Musings

[Sterling Archer]

I'm not in the kitchen. The door to the kitchens been closed so it shouldn't be in the rest of the house

[Zizou]

I'm sitting with the back door opened terrified to turn a switch in there. How long you think it'll need to ventilate.

Thinking that we should maybe get out of the house until it's cleared.

Turn it on

[Del-icious]

Srsly tho if you've got the windows open and that it should only take 25 minutes max to clear. Just keep the kitchen door closed.

[Sterling Archer]

I understand you wanting me to die but there's a 2 year old and a 12 week old baby upstairs. Shame on you

[Big Physical Acey]

Hopefully any explosion would be localised within the kitchen, only killing you.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Hopefully any explosion would be localised within the kitchen, only killing you.

That's unusually benevolent of you, Acey

Frank, if you are concerned by the revelation that I wish maiming and death on fellow human beings, you haven't been paying much attention. This is me at my happiest

[Big Physical Acey]

That's unusually benevolent of you, Acey

Plenty of time for the children yet, Francis.

[Sterling Archer]

All clear

[Drederick Shanktum]

I had heard that the only way to stop gas filling a space was to close a door. That's science for you bitches.

[Sterling Archer]

I had heard that the only way to stop gas filling a space was to close a door. That's science for you bitches.

I'd obviously turned it off already when I closed the door

[Pete Seeger]

Srsly tho if you've got the windows open and that it should only take 25 minutes max to clear.  Just keep the kitchen door closed.

I like you Morph, You're clearly a good guy. But giving out advice on when to vacate a property that's filled with gas probably isn't your subject.

[Gigolo-Aunt]

I like you Morph, You're clearly a good guy. But giving out advice on when to vacate a property that's filled with gas probably isn't your subject.

Trying to imagine Sterling explaining to the police, "It was Morph - I followed the advice to the letter - right to the god damn letter"

[Drederick Shanktum]

Trying to imagine Sterling explaining to the police, "It was Morph - I followed the advice to the letter - right to the god damn letter"

"But but but Mr officer I closed the door"

[Sterling Archer]

I'm still alive so I'm going to pozzy morphs advice

[Del-icious]

I like you Morph, You're clearly a good guy. But giving out advice on when to vacate a property that's filled with gas probably isn't your subject.

m8 he's left the hob on his cooker on for a bit, he's not got a full on gas leak. It's fairly common knowledge that you open the windows in the kitchen and the room directly adjacent and close the kitchen door to stop the spread as much as possible.

If it was strong as fuck he shouldve left it longer/left the house if it was just a wee bit 25/30 minutes shouldve seen him fine.

Saurce: left the cooker gas on loads of times when pished - still not dead.

[The Great Khali]

Only a true PHM/PTHFM would come on here for advice on how to save his kids from a possible gas related explosion.

[Picards Forehead]

I understand you wanting me to die but there's a 2 year old and a 12 week old baby upstairs. Shame on you

[Sterling Archer]

Only a true PHM/PTHFM would come on here for advice on how to save his kids from a possible gas related explosion.

A problem shared is a problem halved.

[Pete Seeger]

m8 he's left the hob on his cooker on for a bit, he's not got a full on gas leak.  It's fairly common knowledge that you open the windows in the kitchen and the room directly adjacent and close the kitchen door to stop the spread as much as possible.

If it was strong as fuck he shouldve left it longer/left the house if it was just a wee bit 25/30 minutes shouldve seen him fine.

Saurce: left the cooker gas on loads of times when pished - still not dead.

I don't remember "he's left the hob on for a bit, not a full on gas leak" appearing in my last gas exam. Fwiw m8, leaving the gas on's everybit as dangerous as most leaks. The explosion in Callander last year was caused by the old boy leaving his hob on over night. If only he'd known to open the window for 25 minutes.

[Mr A]

Well done Morph!