General Musings

[Shuto Makino]

The wee man is on tenterhooks 

I'm not sure what you think 'on tenterhooks' means, but I would love you to explain.

[CritchSmile]

Aye, I was wondering what you were on about there, Fraggle.

[Mikey]

Speaking of mixed metaphors, wifey I was working in garden the other day kept saying her previous garden was 'beating her about the bush' and kept referring to the 'bell end' of her conservatory.

[Shuto Makino]

Interesting to consider that when he says things like 'you'll do plums', he might think he's using standard English and just be getting confused about what some of the words mean.

[Shteve]

Speaking of mixed metaphors, wifey I was working in garden the other day kept saying her previous garden was 'beating her about the bush' and kept referring to the 'bell end' of her conservatory.

Sounds like she was trying to plant the seed for you to beat her bush with your bell end.

[Fraggle]

Love to see the scholars on here come together.

[Shuto Makino]

I think that he might be saying we're clever, but it's possible that he thinks 'scholar' means something terrible.

[Johnny]

Alison Hammond, folk will be finding her a lot less 'funny' now she's lost a ton of timber.

I ken a cunt that would hit that

Not got the haunted Ozempic look, imo.

It was Mikey I was talking about btw

[Fraggle]

5 pints.

[Mikey]

It was Mikey I was talking about btw

All fun and games until my banger comes out and she starts laughing hysterically.

[Shteve]

All fun and games until my banger comes out and she starts laughing hysterically.

That's all she does so I wouldn't take it too much to heart.

[The Great Khali]

Big Tam been awful quiet on the socials

[Fraggle]

Big man’s grafting…birds, the lot.

[CritchSmile]

https://twitter.com/i_ammukhtar/status/1...v7LBY1wSvg

[Shuto Makino]

Big man’s on tenterhooks.

[Shteve]

How's it took her this long to find him out when he's in the public eye all the time

[Charlie Kelly]

How's it took her this long to find him out when  he's in the public eye all the time

I've only heard of the cunt through this place so imagine if you stay off socials enough you could probably live quite happily without being subjected to him. 

This sort of thing will do nothing for his grift potential sadly.

[Zizou]

She's obviously a cretin and just trying to cash in but funny because it's him, the big family man.

[Socko]

She found him out in 2022.

[Fraggle]

In fairness I’ve sent some wild stuff to bursds back in the day so that being leaked wouldn’t be great 

I was single at the time in my defence.