1v1 Me / Back of the Wheatfield

[Widespread Gang Violence]

I suspect it's already too late.

[Imaq]

It will be you by the time we've finished

If Begbie has learned one thing on this website, it's that mud sticks. :begbie:

[PHOODLE-OUt]

[Hank Scorpio]

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Stay Puft marshmallow man chasing Julius pls.

[Picards Forehead]

[The Great Chilavert]

[Mr A]

[Papin]

[Charlie Kelly]

[King WillDred of Orange]

Possy for vlad

Woods for

[Widespread Gang Violence]

Spoiler

[Snake Plissken]

It just works on so many levels.

[Craigieboy]

Not at a match but at the Willie Bauld dinner (I know) a few years back and there's essentially me and my circle, and two sets of two mates all at the same table of ten.  

Everything's going fine with the pleasantries untill Bill Barkley gets up as a last minute stand in speaker.

Boy in one of the groups starts mouthing "a didnae pay to listen tae this hibs cunt". So a boy (huge guy anaw) in the other group shouts across the table "shut the fuck up ya ignorant cunt, Barkleys sound"

All of my six guys at the table said absolutely fuck all and let them argue it out as it was better entertainment than Barkley who was fucking atrocious.

One of the hosts cones across and tells them to shut it as they were disrespecting the speaker. So the two boys start talking about taking it 'into the toilets'



Off they go to the bogs all the while bumping each other with their big fat stomachs, once doing that sort of motioning with the head as if they were going to headbutt.

Absolutely fucking ridiculous patter. Other guys seen leaving the bogs clearly laughing at the two cunts inside.

Five minutes later they appear, not a punch had been thrown. They spend the rest of the night just staring at each other, causing a right atmosphere.

Arseholes.

EDIT - actually see one of the guys at the odd away game. Always utterly pissed and making a right cunt of himself.

Fell down a few steps at Livi at new year there, on his way to get himself three pies.

[Picards Forehead]

Not at a match but at the Willie Bauld dinner (I know) a few years back and there's essentially me and my circle, and two sets of two mates all at the same table of ten.

Everything's going fine with the pleasantries untill Bill Barkley gets up as a last minute stand in speaker.

Boy in one of the groups starts mouthing "a didnae pay to listen tae this hibs cunt". So a boy (huge guy anaw) in the other group shouts across the table "shut the fuck up ya ignorant cunt, Barkleys sound"

All of my six guys at the table said absolutely fuck all and let them argue it out as it was better entertainment than Barkley who was fucking atrocious.

One of the hosts cones across and tells them to shut it as they were disrespecting the speaker. So the two boys start talking about taking it 'into the toilets'



Off they go to the bogs all the while bumping each other with their big fat stomachs, once doing that sort of motioning with the head as if they were going to headbutt.

Absolutely fucking ridiculous patter. Other guys seen leaving the bogs clearly laughing at the two cunts inside.

Five minutes later they appear, not a punch had been thrown. They spend the rest of the night just staring at each other, causing a right atmosphere.

Arseholes.

Sounds like they just needed to relieve the sexual tension.

[Edson Arantes 2Nascimento]

I'd be scared but game, given my slender frame and lack of pugilistic experience, if a rotund fella told me we were going outside to settle our dispute.

I'd be horrified if said same fella offered to take it "into the toilets".

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

"And why did you spend the night in the cells, dear?"

"Some cunt was slagging Bill Barclay aff the radio, ah'm no takin' that"

[Craigieboy]

Ken. Absolute nonsense.

I've actually seen some awful states at these sorts of dinners and it strikes me that a fair few folk just cannot handle their drink at all.

Mind you, I was an absolute abysmal mess at the POTY dinner last time.

:facepalm:

[Scott the Dick]

I've been to the Willie Bauld dinner the last couple of years. Fair enjoyed masel. Thought it was fairly dece tbf

[Chrambo]

I've actually seen some awful states at these sorts of dinners and it strikes me that a fair few folk just cannot handle their drink at all.

Does Beats not frequent these kind of events?