Next Season Rebuild

[CritchSmile]

The signings are dross. Look, if they all turn into gems I'll be the first to hail Leveins genius but this is legitimately horrifying for the average punter. As 2na says, we can all look forward to years of paying these guys wages if it doesn't work out.

[Shteve]

I think Levein likes working with a batch of muck because he can be seen as getting the most out of them when he takes them to 5th or 6th in the table.

Daein the best wae what he's goat.

[Zizou]

MacLean
Ikpeazu
Burns
Garuccio
Lee
Mulraney
Zlamal
Edwards



Maybe one or two of these would have been decent additions to boost the squad but when they look like making up a significant part of the squad it is worrying. Two fucking players with SPFL experience Looks like the whatsapp wyscout method is getting another shot.

[CritchSmile]

Maybe the young laddies are about to kick on and he doesn't want to block their pathway

[Fraggle]

Bobby Burns is the pick of the bunch 

[Big Physical Acey]

That will become the thing if we have a bad start to the season.

Something about the pitch being the priority and the season after we will see the benefit of the stand.

[Zizou]

Bobby Burns is the pick of the bunch 

Just to put that into perspective, he was playing semi pro last season

[Shteve]

Bobby Burns fuck even is he man, guy who scored a couple of goals in some junior league.

Who are Zlamal and Garrucio like?

Those ones slipped by me.

[Drederick Shanktum]

That kickback bloke might have a point if we weren't handing out 3 year deals like fucking confetti.

I think Edwards will be a decent signing, we desperately need midfielders who are a competitive and can get round the pitch.

Also, folk are underestimating how lacking in depth our squad is, boys like Henderson and Moore are no where near ready to be in squads never mind starting games.

[Shuto Makino]

You get the feeling that Levein is constantly chasing the chance to prove his genius by finding the new Paul Hartley.

[Zizou]

That kickback bloke might have a point if we weren't handing out 3 year deals like fucking confetti.

I think Edwards will be a decent signing, we desperately need midfielders who are a competitive and can get round the pitch.

Also, folk are underestimating how lacking in depth our squad is, boys like Henderson and Moore are no where near ready to be in squads never mind starting games.

The depth needs addressed but we also need quality. We aren't going to sign 3 or 4 good players now I'm afraid. And if Lafferty or Naismith don't appear next season that is one grim looking team. Adao and Skinny are goners so we are already weaker. It's all being done on the cheap.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

Right now, our team for next season could legitimately be:

Zlamal

Smith
Berra
Souttar
Garuccio

Mulraney
Edwards
Cochrane
Lee
Djoum (if he's ever fit)

Ikpeazu
This fucking Czech cunt

That is absolutely harrowing. If a decent bid comes in for any of our top players and leaves us with the above

[Del-icious]

Said a while ago levein has come out and used the stand to cover his back this season. Then he's in his final year of his managers contract, if he has a good season then he can stay on and if he has a howler he goes back upstairs.

[Cheeky Gnando’s]

The depth needs addressed but we also need quality. We aren't going to sign 3 or 4 good players now I'm afraid. And if Lafferty or Naismith don't appear next season that is one grim looking team. Adao and Skinny are goners so we are already weaker. It's all being done on the cheap.

Aye I'll start worrying about depth when we have a passable first XI

[Cammo Toe]

Like Stockholm syndrome where we fall in love with our captors and abusers.

We give them £10m. They kick us in the mouth and give us Jake Mulraney. We say thank you.

[Johnny]

MacLean
Ikpeazu
Burns
Garuccio
Lee
Mulraney
Edwards

That is a stinking pile of dug meat

[Craigieboy]

Wonder how Stockton's Mrs is doing.

[Half Time Guest]

When it all goes tits up and we have to spend years getting shot of all this dross.

That's the greatest fear for me. You look at how long it took get Oshiniwa off the books. And we've still got Martin kicking about doing fuck all as well as Sammon lurking about somewhere.

Imagine trying to get shot of even half of these guys we'r signing.

  

[Winston Churchill]

Don't worry about them shree years deals. FoH will pick up the tab

[Half Time Guest]

Right now, our team for next season could legitimately be:

Zlamal

Smith
Berra
Souttar
Garuccio

Mulraney
Edwards
Cochrane
Lee
Djoum (if he's ever fit)

Ikpeazu
This fucking Czech cunt

That is absolutely harrowing. If a decent bid comes in for any of our top players and leaves us with the above

Think you're forgetting nae knees McLean. Or is your team based on a trip to a ground with a plastic pitch? 

Jokes aside that line up is harrowing. We're in serious bother unless Levein pulls a few rabbits out the hat. When he said he wanted nine new players I didn't think they'd all be as uninspiring as this.