Fives

[Acey]

How do you not just bully the keepers into going out for a bit? Do they honestly just refuse to move?

[Diego Armando Toblerone]

How do you not just bully the keepers into going out for a bit? Do they honestly just refuse to move?

Yup, one of them is a complete liability outfield and insists on staying in nets unless there’s a big injury and even then he asks for the teams to be changed to avoid coming out.

The other keeper usually plays outfield but was complaining about having a tight hamstring and said he didn’t want to risk playing out.

I wasn’t convinced, cunt just wanted to stand in the shade while we all got burnt to a crisp.