Fives

[Floyd]

There's a boy I play with that just runs about shouting 'No me' whenever anyone looks to play him a pass

Cunt gets about three touches a game.

I’ve got the opposite at my game on a Thursday, got a boy constantly demanding the ball regardless of where he is on the park.

You could be clean through and he’s shouting for a pass in his own half.

[Big Physical Acey]

There's a boy I play with that just runs about shouting 'No me' whenever anyone looks to play him a pass

Cunt gets about three touches a game.

System pler

[Mikey]

Boy said I was rolling back the years last night. I'm 33 years old (could have also been a reference to me not being a tubby wee cunt any more).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUeqHBSb...stra-Topic

[Mikey]

Boy I was playing with on Wednesday night nickname was Kenny Vargas because he just charges down the right wing and then blasts the ball wide/over the bar

[Shteve]

Went back tonight for the first time in a long time, fair to say my fitness levels are an absolute dizgrace.

[King Kebab]

Went back tonight for the first time in a long time, fair to say my fitness levels are an absolute dizgrace.

Where you playing? Craigshill?

I played a few games with the JKB crew back in the day, ripped the utter pish out of them, goals for fun. 
My fitness was wrecked back then tae, and then so was my ankle when some big fat bald guy went straight through me.

[Shteve]

No offence tel but I can imagine you being one of these guys (usually work colleagues) who big themselves up until you give them a chance and they've clearly never kicked a baw in their puff.

[Rory Breaker]

I’ve played the last 2 Thursday evenings but woke up walking like robocop this morning

[The Great Khali]

I’ve played the last 2 Thursday evenings but woke up walking like robocop this morning

Get yourself an ice bath mate. #FAD but the difference I feel after exercise is unbelievable. Even after a rare game of football. Got no knees so can’t play as often anymore

[Rory Breaker]

Get yourself an ice bath mate. #FAD but the difference I feel after exercise is unbelievable. Even after a rare game of football. Got no knees so can’t play as often anymore

The bairns mum has one and I get to use it but really struggle with the temps, I might try the plunge pool at porty this afternoon if I get finished early

Not only do you look like Halkett but you have the same knees

[King Kebab]

No offence tel but I can imagine you being one of these guys (usually work colleagues) who big themselves up until you give them a chance and they've clearly never kicked a baw in their puff.

[Shteve]

Get yourself an ice bath mate. #FAD but the difference I feel after exercise is unbelievable. Even after a rare game of football. Got no knees so can’t play as often anymore

[Zizou]

Get yourself an ice bath mate. #FAD but the difference I feel after exercise is unbelievable. Even after a rare game of football. Got no knees so can’t play as often anymore

Wow this is James McFadden even for me

[The Great Khali]

Don’t care tbh

Seriously, the benefits to my body post exercise and even mentally are great like. Would encourage anyone to get involved.

Cleaning it’s a fucking pain in the arse though

[pondlife]

Like filling your bath with ice? At home?

All my bath does at home is gather dust!

[The Great Khali]

Like filling your bath with ice? At home?

All my bath does at home is gather dust!

I was doing that for a bit tbh, but bought a Lumi one for outside.

[Zizou]

How much is it

[Charlie Kelly]

What a treat for the neighbours seeing you dunk yourself in an ice bath in the garden multiple times a week

[The Great Khali]

How much is it 

I’ve got the max pro, but this one seems to be the “upgraded” version with 100 quid off it

What a treat for the neighbours seeing you dunk yourself in an ice bath in the garden multiple times a week

Ken, I usually wait until it’s dark tbf

First thing in the morning, or night time if I’ve exercised.

[Mikey]

I was watching that program with Greg Hemphill and his missus sitting in various bodies of freezing water. Was all a psychedelic for me. Having a spiritual awakening because they'd sat in a cold bath for 10 minutes