Cat Thread

[Mikey]

Nothing since early last week. Had her pal phone on Saturday just before kick off to say she’d found him and had him in her car round the corner, bolted out the house and then had to let her know she’d almost stole someone else’s cat 

Hope he turns up. My old man's cat appeared last week after being MIA for about 6 weeks. He'd basically given up, thinking he'd been run over or something but then he just turned up at the back door

[Mikey]

[King Kebab]

Mate, i'm here if you need someone to talk to, you don't have to lower yourself to taking photos of your cat.

[1500 Dollars a Day]

Guessing you’ve not heard anything Benoit?

[King Kebab]

ffs. Stop bringing up the boys pain.

[Karl Urbenoit]

Guessing you’ve not heard anything Benoit?

No sightings since a few days after I put posters up around the area. Makes me think someone took him in as a “stray” saw the posters and are now keeping him in.

On all the local missing cat pages on facebook and you hear some stories. Lassie nearby her cat disappeared for a few months and a little over a week after it came back there were posters put up of her cat with a different name. Another one has to pick her cat up from the vets every few weeks because folk see it walking around, fire it into the car and take it to the vets saying they found a stray 

[Mikey]

Gubbed on gabapentin

[Karl Urbenoit]

Got a call earlier from some lad saying he’d seen a dead cat on the road near mine. Was just heading out to see when the wife messaged saying she’d got a voicemail from the same number saying they had our cat and were going to slit its throat. Sick wee cunt, also very fucking stupid because he didn’t withhold his number



Instant reply to the first message and total silence since, wee prick will be shitting himself

[1500 Dollars a Day]

What is wrong with people

[Diego Armando Toblerone]

Got a call earlier from some lad saying he’d seen a dead cat on the road near mine. Was just heading out to see when the wife messaged saying she’d got a voicemail from the same number saying they had our cat and were going to slit its throat. Sick wee cunt, also very fucking stupid because he didn’t withhold his number



Instant reply to the first message and total silence since, wee prick will be shitting himself

You should send Mikey Bronson round first before you phone the police.

[Mikey]

Find him and fling his e-scooter into a local waterway

[Mikey]

Got a kitten. Wee Sooty

He's fucking mental. Jess can absolutely not be bothered with him running about mental

[Snake Plissken]

Easiest pozzy I'll ever give

Yeah, introducing a kitten to senior cats is quite something. Our eldest found Nacho a bit much but they had their moments.

[Mikey]

[Widespread Gang Violence]

Calling your black cat a racial epithet.

[Mikey]

In this house, Sooty is an adorable, anthropomorphic bear.

[Mikey]

[Mikey]

Sleeping awfy sound for a guy who's baws are getting lobbed of in 72 hours or so

[Karl Urbenoit]

Made the mistake of talking to Alice through the Ring camera one day when I was at work and now I get 6/7 notifications a day from her sitting in front of it 

[Feliks Modrić]

Caught this little hooligan trying to pick a fight with my cat through a window.