Contagion 2020

**Big Physical Acey** · (08-02-2018, 09:04 AM)

(05-22-2020, 01:43 PM)Makween Wrote: https://twitter.com/10DowningStreet/stat...18944?s=19

What is wrong with these idiots ffs

Purposefully bad and meme-able communications have been part of the Tories' strategy for a while tbf.

https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status...8037331968

**Del-icious** · 05-22-2020, 01:59 PM

They are something else. 3 fridges Rofl

**Charlie Kelly** · 05-22-2020, 02:00 PM

What size are their fridges? : Laugh

Billy Butcher · 05-22-2020, 02:03 PM

Stay alert and strap shree fridges to yourself so you know you are at a safe distance.

**Zizou** · 05-22-2020, 02:04 PM

Or to put it another way, 67 and a half hamburgers.

**Kashinda** · 05-22-2020, 02:33 PM

Guys it's quite simple yah, simply keep 1.5 Aga lengths apart yah. It's not not easy and obviously we can get coronavirus done if we all fallow these simple rules yah.

**Shuto Makino** · 05-22-2020, 02:42 PM

(05-22-2020, 01:50 PM)Acey Exotic Wrote: Purposefully bad and meme-able communications have been part of the Tories' strategy for a while tbf.

https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status...8037331968

True, but I don't see the benefit of doing it here Warnock

Clickhole posted this shortly before Monty Oh You

**Christian Benorchgrevink** · 05-22-2020, 03:17 PM

(05-22-2020, 01:59 PM)Morph Wrote:

They are something else. 3 fridges

A standard fridge is 600mm so it's only 1.8m anyway Monty Chuckle

**2MatoFish** · 05-22-2020, 03:22 PM

Oik fridges age 600mm

**Kashinda** · 05-22-2020, 03:22 PM

**Del-icious** · 05-22-2020, 03:36 PM

(05-22-2020, 03:22 PM)Kashinda Wrote:

Can you stop posting the measurements of my boaby plz

Billy Butcher · 05-22-2020, 07:21 PM

ClassicDom deciding to go for a trip to Durham whilst he had symptoms of COVID-19

Just a quiet word from the police of course.

**Del-icious** · 05-22-2020, 07:28 PM

(05-22-2020, 07:21 PM)Frank Uchewood Wrote: ClassicDom deciding to go for a trip to Durham whilst he had symptoms of COVID-19

Just a quiet word from the police of course.

Wonder if he'll be forced to resign or face the same scrutiny as other senior figures?

Monty Oh Well

**Jeff Resnick** · 05-22-2020, 07:43 PM

Here's the article:

https://twitter.com/MirrorPolitics/statu...41282?s=20

**Big Physical Acey** · 05-22-2020, 07:57 PM

https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/126...4305055745

Thank goodness for Laura and her sources, eh.

**Charlie Kelly** · 05-22-2020, 07:59 PM

how the fuck is that within guidelines. He's travelled the length of the country FFS.

Billy Butcher · 05-22-2020, 08:11 PM

'Dominic Cummings says his trip that was clearly breaking guidelines was within guidelines.'

Thanks, Laura hen Sound

Walter Sobchak · 05-22-2020, 08:40 PM

LK man.

Boak.

**Big Physical Acey** · 05-22-2020, 09:22 PM

Given that Scotland's CMO had to resign over an extremely similar thing, I eagerly anticipate the press subjecting Cummings to equivalent pressure.

**Drederick Shanktum** · 05-22-2020, 09:37 PM

The bbc must be fed up think of ways to defend that fucking haggard Tory boot