Contagion 2020

**Felix** · 03-02-2020, 05:01 AM

**Steven Toast** · 03-02-2020, 06:55 AM

We got told an interview room at work was not to be used today until further notice.

Turns out some daft cunt has been quarantined but turned up for his appointment anyway. No wonder it's fucking spreading like wildfire.

Monty Chuckle

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**Charlie Kelly** · (Edited 03-02-2020, 08:21 AM by Charlie Kelly.)

One of the managers at my Mrs' work has been in Italy for the last week and apparently doesn't feel well but as of yesterday was fully planning on going to work today Monty Chuckle

**Currahee!** · 03-02-2020, 09:28 AM

My boss has been in Italy for the past week skiing. I think his flight has been grounded for a week. Glorious

Hammy · 03-02-2020, 10:17 AM

(03-02-2020, 08:21 AM)Charlie Kelly Wrote: One of the managers at my Mrs' work has been in Italy for the last week and apparently doesn't feel well but as of yesterday was fully planning on going to work today

Shteve · 03-02-2020, 01:08 PM

You're going to get these fucking cunts that will be going to their work despite feeling unwell thinking they are troopers. Twats.

beats · 03-02-2020, 02:04 PM

As soon as I sneeze I'll be getting myself a carry out and quarantined.

pondlife · 03-02-2020, 03:11 PM

You'd have to assume that irrespective of whether you are showing any signs or not, anybody that has travelled to those countries with virus hot spots, should be right down their local testing centre pronto.

**Big Physical Acey** · 03-03-2020, 01:13 PM

Just dropped a hire car off at Edinburgh airport. Folk in surgical masks all over the shop. Tempted to run up to one of them and sneeze in their face. Quite Good

**Felix** · 03-03-2020, 01:34 PM

PHOODLE-OUt · 03-03-2020, 01:37 PM

Pope tested negative Get To Woy

**Felix** · 03-03-2020, 01:48 PM

(03-03-2020, 01:37 PM)Top-Boyce Wrote: Pope tested negative

Of course he did.

Can you imagine the outpouring of grief when 100 billion Celtic fans go into early-mourning.

**Floyd** · 03-03-2020, 02:03 PM

(03-03-2020, 01:37 PM)Top-Boyce Wrote: Pope tested negative

(03-03-2020, 01:48 PM)Felix Wrote: Of course he did.

Can you imagine the outpouring of grief when 100 billion Celtic fans go into early-mourning.

Another minutes silence before a semi final you say? Quite Good

**Currahee!** · 03-03-2020, 05:12 PM

(03-02-2020, 03:11 PM)pondlife Wrote: You'd have to assume that irrespective of whether you are showing any signs or not, anybody that has travelled to those countries with virus hot spots, should be right down their local testing centre pronto.

My boss is just back from northern Italy. Has he put himself into quarantine? Has he fuck. Monty Ooh

pondlife · 03-03-2020, 05:20 PM

(03-03-2020, 05:12 PM)Currahee! Wrote: My boss is just back from northern Italy. Has he put himself into quarantine? Has he fuck.

Well, that justifies everybody else quarantining themselves from him. Sound

**Currahee!** · 03-03-2020, 05:22 PM

(03-03-2020, 05:20 PM)pondlife Wrote: Well, that justifies everybody else quarantining themselves from him.

It has been mentioned. I'm away to Hamburg this weekend so I won't have to see him. VanGaals Bitch

**Felix** · 03-04-2020, 09:06 AM

2 new cases in Scotland just confirmed.

And so it begins.

**Big Physical Acey** · 03-04-2020, 09:22 AM

More like the end for you Jj zing

**Felix** · 03-04-2020, 09:43 AM

That was the joke.

Get To Woy

**Herzog** · 03-04-2020, 09:06 PM