(03-06-2021, 07:26 PM)Armand-Gnandstupid Wrote: I invited him but he was frosting his tips

Quite brave that as I'm sure Lewy would have booted yer your young star up in the air first time he megged him.

Wee recreation journey to the kick pitch

Are most pitches left open? High school pitches etc...

(03-06-2021, 09:34 PM)Fraggle Wrote: Are most pitches left open? High school pitches etc...

Through here they are all locked.

Relying on public pitches to be open.

Dodging the dog turds in skrublic parks

Would be like Nade v Dinamo Zagreb if I played 5s tomorrow.

Fat?

Universally loathed by hearts fans?

Yes to both.

First game back at fives tonight.

Blowing out my arse towards the end, probably didn't help that I got my Covid vaccine last night and feel like I've got a bad hangover, but first one done.

(03-06-2021, 10:47 PM)Acey-12 Wrote: Yes to both.  

Dying on a game but trying to get 10 bodies to commit is harder than expected 

(05-20-2021, 08:01 PM)Fraggle Wrote: Dying on a game but trying to get 10 bodies to commit is harder than expected 

Our first game Sunday and so far only 8 ... will obviously turn into walking football except for one lad on each team who'll have been running 10ks thrice a week for the past 8 months!

I'd be up for some exercise, depending on the place and time.

Cunts don't even have 9 friends and i'm still getting dingied, haha. 
I've no played in over 10 years and i'd still show yous up.

So there.

(05-20-2021, 08:01 PM)Fraggle Wrote: Dying on a game but trying to get 10 bodies to commit is harder than expected 

Get them to watch Morton v Hearts and they might

Get them to watch a Robbie Neilson team talk.
Infact, nah, that would put them off football completely. 
Fucking negative boring pish.

(03-06-2021, 06:48 PM)Snake Plissken Wrote: About a year since I so much as kicked a ball. 2-3 times a week to absolutely nothing.

I'm going to be so bad when I get back to it  

I was even worse than that  

Felt like my feet were about a full second behind my brain, I was never a particularly technical player at the best of times but this was quite something. Pitched straight into a league game of sevens after well over a year of absolutely no football. I scored a diving header   & a volley with my weaker foot but I was laughably bad aside from that. The standard's pish though so should be alright in a few weeks. No fitness issues at least.

How'd everyone else's first games back go?

(06-03-2021, 02:25 AM)Snake Plissken Wrote: I was even worse than that  

Felt like my feet were about a full second behind my brain, I was never a particularly technical player at the best of times but this was quite something. Pitched straight into a league game of sevens after well over a year of absolutely no football. I scored a diving header   & a volley with my weaker foot but I was laughably bad aside from that. The standard's pish though so should be alright in a few weeks. No fitness issues at least.

How'd everyone else's first games back go?

My first game back was the day after I got my first vaccine, so I felt as if I was playing in a bit of a brain fog or with a hangover. Wasn't my best game as I felt as if I had the wrong boots on the wrong feet.

Played again last week and was better, although my shooting is still all over the place.

Hoping for better things tonight.

Got back to it on Monday. First 10 minutes or so was like I'd never kicked a ball in my life, every pass was either straight to the opposition or about 5 yards too short. Picked up after that and did OK, barely even got a break to go in goals cos everyone else was so fucked too

Imaging playing like that every game

Also must be what it feels like being a Hearts player.