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#561
01-17-2025, 12:44 PM
(01-17-2025, 12:39 PM)Mikey Wrote: I was watching that program with Greg Hemphill and his missus sitting in various bodies of freezing water. Was all a psychedelic for me. Having a spiritual awakening because they'd sat in a cold bath for 10 minutes  Warnock

Yeah I know someone close to me that goes and meets them on a Sunday and they go swimming in some fucking freezing body of water somewhere in scotland.

'Soulful sundays' Special

For all keirnan and Hemphill were fucking brilliant in chewin the fat and still game they're a pair of oddballs man Laugh
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01-17-2025, 01:01 PM
(01-17-2025, 12:35 PM)The Great Khali Wrote: I’ve got the max pro, but this one seems to be the “upgraded” version with 100 quid off it Quite Good

How many versions of "a big bucket you can sit in" can there be? Monty Chuckle Monty But
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#563
01-17-2025, 01:31 PM
Played last night and my back is officially fucked. Fat Cunt

Chiropractor appointment booked. Sob
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#564
01-17-2025, 01:40 PM
My back is forever fucked like, I played golf a few weeks ago and I could barely put my socks on for about 2 weeks. Fucking brutal man.
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#565
01-17-2025, 01:45 PM
(01-17-2025, 01:31 PM)Floyd Wrote: Played last night and my back is officially fucked. Fat Cunt

Chiropractor appointment booked.
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To fuck your back further?
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01-17-2025, 01:47 PM
(01-17-2025, 01:45 PM)CritchSmile Wrote: To fuck your back further?

I’m willing to give anything a try at the minute.
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#567
01-17-2025, 02:58 PM
(01-17-2025, 12:39 PM)Mikey Wrote: I was watching that program with Greg Hemphill and his missus sitting in various bodies of freezing water. Was all a psychedelic for me. Having a spiritual awakening because they'd sat in a cold bath for 10 minutes  Warnock

I watched a bit of that. He seriously has the worst accent on the planet.
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#568
01-17-2025, 02:58 PM
(01-17-2025, 01:47 PM)Floyd Wrote: I’m willing to give anything a try at the minute.

Chiropractor is useful in 5% of back issues, useless in 90% and harmful in 5%. Usually back pain is fuck all to do with your back.

Get yourself to a sports physio. I use these guys a couple times a year for a tune up, should be within spitting distance of you.

https://uddingstonphysiotherapy.co.uk/
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01-17-2025, 03:04 PM
(01-17-2025, 02:58 PM)Zizou Wrote: I watched a bit of that. He seriously has the worst accent on the planet.

Him and Barry Douglas, two of them need a slap.
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01-17-2025, 03:59 PM
Hemphill is Canadian, it's a very weird mix of that and Weegie.
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01-17-2025, 05:20 PM
(01-17-2025, 08:02 AM)Rory Breaker Wrote: I’ve played the last 2 Thursday evenings but woke up walking like robocop this morning

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Diny let Rory fool you all that this is caused by exercising, its cause he likes getting pegged
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01-18-2025, 12:30 AM
(01-17-2025, 02:58 PM)Viva EspaNaFish Wrote: Chiropractor is useful in 5% of back issues, useless in 90% and harmful in 5%. Usually back pain is fuck all to do with your back.

Get yourself to a sports physio. I use these guys a couple times a year for a tune up, should be within spitting distance of you.

https://uddingstonphysiotherapy.co.uk/

Good shout. Quite Good

And a mention on their website from Theresa May. Wow
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#573
01-20-2025, 02:30 PM
(01-16-2025, 10:27 PM)MC Sauce Drizzle. Wrote: Where you playing? Craigshill?

I played a few games with the JKB crew back in the day, ripped the utter pish out of them, goals for fun. 
My fitness was wrecked back then tae, and then so was my ankle when some big fat bald guy went straight through me.

Warnock

What kickback game? The sighthill game?

(01-17-2025, 05:20 PM)Johnny Wrote: Diny let Rory fool you all that this is caused by exercising, its cause he likes getting pegged

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01-27-2025, 06:20 PM (Edited 01-27-2025, 06:23 PM by pondlife.)
Had a dozen or so Edinburgh City (I think!) Ultras at our 8s game last night, standing up on the banking immediately behind one of the goals giving the whole compemdium of songs, including ones that related to our bibs etc. Was class! Laugh

Just as well they got moved out by the Offuce lads (to boos of course!) as a few mins later I sliced my punt of the ball that came over from the fives game next door into no mans land between theirs and the upper pitch. Watched as the fives players all collectively sighed/ffs-d together! Only ball thry had!
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note: i did punt it perfectly back about half an hour earlier, so a case of win some, ...
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01-27-2025, 06:27 PM (Edited 01-27-2025, 06:28 PM by King Kebab.)
(01-20-2025, 02:30 PM)Rory Breaker Wrote: What kickback game? The sighthill game?

Nah, It was craigshill sport centre i used to play at.
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02-27-2025, 12:16 PM (Edited 02-27-2025, 12:19 PM by Mikey.)
Boy blootered my legs away last night because I megged him Warnock

Polisman, so obviously a knobber. Lucklily, my feeble attempt at a square go was swiftly broken up as I had absolutely no intention of fighting him Tony Can't Hear You

Heard him saying he was on a course at work to a boy after the game, so got a sly dig in asking if it was how to play football Danyayl
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#577
02-27-2025, 12:56 PM
Quite like when folk do something like that as it's them setting the tone for what kind of game they think it's going to be, I'd be waiting for my chance to do him a fucker the next time jjay
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#578
02-27-2025, 12:57 PM
Nah, he do me in. Boy is a nutter and absolutely hates me for no apparent reason Warnock
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02-27-2025, 01:44 PM
(02-27-2025, 12:57 PM)Mikey Wrote: Nah, he do me in. Boy is a nutter and absolutely hates me for no apparent reason Warnock

Police tend to hate working class, salt of the earth guys. Don’t take it personally mate.
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02-27-2025, 01:47 PM
(02-27-2025, 12:57 PM)Mikey Wrote: Nah, he do me in. Boy is a nutter and absolutely hates me for no apparent reason  Warnock

Fuck him man. He'd lose his job for assault Piggy

Actually he'd probably get promoted tbf.
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