Contagion 2020

[Del-icious]

If I need to go back to work before the barbers then I'll defo be giving myself a skinner

[Charlie Kelly]

I'm not going to survive til phase 3 without a trim, going to need to order clippers and let the Mrs loose on it :

[Mikey]

We should all just rock with it. Go back to work looking like disgruntled Vietnam veterans.

[Big Physical Acey]

Stop whining.

[Felix]

I got clippers first week of lockdown - wife has been doing the back every couple of weeks and I've been chopping the top when it gets too long.

Not been too bad considering.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Hair is 7” now. Could do with an undercut but rather wait for a professional

[Rory Breaker]

I get my haircut every week, one of the perks of living with a hairdresser

[Floyd]

I get my haircut every week, one of the perks of living with a hairdresser

I'm jealous as fuck man.

Going to get mine to give mine another tidy up over the weekend I think, she did alright first time round, so hoping for more of the same.

[Shuto Makino]

I'm jealous as fuck man.

Worst superhero ever tbh

[Jeff Resnick]

https://twitter.com/CarolineLucas/status...04672?s=20

[Zizou]

Starmers strategy is effective. Starting to really like the cut of his jib.

[Fermi]

Swinney of completely abdicating responsibility here:

"What we've injected into the framework we've publlished today is sufficient local flexibility for schools and local authorities on how scenarios like that can be addressed to ensure that young people can get access to learning and families can get the opp to get back to work."

Aye very good. Very clear that.

[PHOODLE-OUt]

Did it say when the opticians are back open? Boots have my specs locked in a drawer and I can't find my last pair

[Kashinda]

[Mikey]

^ The Gorgie Stand seating plan.

[Kashinda]

Spoiler

[Christian Benorchgrevink]

https://twitter.com/mi6rogue/status/1263...88897?s=21

[Nive la France]

Have the Tories admitted any mistakes at all during this? It seems like every other government apart from Trump's has admitted making mistakes early doors and resolved to do what they can to minimise their impact; Boris and his pals are just in full on denial mode.

They must all be shitting themselves for the public inquiry on the horizon. Probably been advised to admit to absolutely no wrongdoing so it doesn't bring incriminate them later. Fuck being Matt Hancock just now, having to cut about knowing every one of your colleagues is setting you up as the fall guy

[Shuto Makino]

https://twitter.com/10DowningStreet/stat...18944?s=19

What is wrong with these idiots ffs

[Kashinda]

3 fridges